According to Goodreads, I have 35 books in my “To Read” pile.
It’s a good thing they’re scattered all over my room. If I ever manage to put them all together in one real pile or stack, they might all magically combine to form one big basilisk that will lecture me in parseltongue about the agony that unread books go through, ala Toy Story.
Come to think of it, I must start listening more carefully; they might already be murmuring from their respective hiding places like Voldemort’s Horcruxes. o_0